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[poppycock]

[ well played. he is p certain he's been seen right thru. welp. ] Saturday would be perfect.

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[coy]

I'm probably going to need it to be pretty awesome.

[poppycock]

I don't recall ever disappointing. Though I suppose if you do go out with someone who doesn't see fit to change his shoes...

[coy]

[ well, that confirms her suspicions. and she probably shouldn't be smirking.]

Spying on me?

[poppycock]

[ stalking really ] Interested. I have to size up my competition, you see.

[coy]

I've never even met this guy.

[poppycock]

[ wait for it... ] I assume regardless. Anyone would want you. [ insert flirty eyes here. ]

[coy]

Stop being so charming.

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[poppycock]

[ sounds like a challenge to him ] We've reached an impasse, if you believe truth is charm.

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[poppycock]

Every moment I'm with you I wish for nothing more. I truly pity anyone who feels differently.

[coy]

Wow, I already agreed to go on a date with you.

[poppycock]

You're assuming all I could possibly desire with you is a date. [ insert romantic eyes here ]

[coy]

You're impossible and insatiable.

[poppycock]

Well I'd prefer irresistible...

[coy]

No, I'm the irresistible one.

[poppycock]

I can't argue with a woman who knows her own impress.

[coy]

Again, with the charm. :)

[poppycock]

[ feeling honored to warrant a flirty smiley emoji tbh

also smiling about it like a dumbass ]

Again, with the deflection. Surely you can tell. I never want to leave you.

[coy]

You just like my bed.

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[poppycock]

I have a perfectly fine one right here. It's having you in my arms that's so entrancing.

[poppycock]

Besides, I could do without the several pillows. [ shot! ]

[coy]

[ EYE ROLL AT THE LAST BIT AND SHE'D BE MORE ANNOYED IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FIRST.]

That's funny because... You could use a few more pillows on your bed.

[poppycock]

Would that make it more inviting?

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[coy]

It'd make it more appealing.

[coy]

Visually.