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[coy]

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[coy]

Stop being so charming.

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[poppycock]

[ sounds like a challenge to him ] We've reached an impasse, if you believe truth is charm.

2/2

[poppycock]

Every moment I'm with you I wish for nothing more. I truly pity anyone who feels differently.

[coy]

Wow, I already agreed to go on a date with you.

[poppycock]

You're assuming all I could possibly desire with you is a date. [ insert romantic eyes here ]

[coy]

You're impossible and insatiable.

[poppycock]

Well I'd prefer irresistible...

[coy]

No, I'm the irresistible one.

[poppycock]

I can't argue with a woman who knows her own impress.

[coy]

Again, with the charm. :)

[poppycock]

[ feeling honored to warrant a flirty smiley emoji tbh

also smiling about it like a dumbass ]

Again, with the deflection. Surely you can tell. I never want to leave you.

[coy]

You just like my bed.

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[poppycock]

I have a perfectly fine one right here. It's having you in my arms that's so entrancing.

[poppycock]

Besides, I could do without the several pillows. [ shot! ]

[coy]

[ EYE ROLL AT THE LAST BIT AND SHE'D BE MORE ANNOYED IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FIRST.]

That's funny because... You could use a few more pillows on your bed.

[poppycock]

Would that make it more inviting?

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[coy]

It'd make it more appealing.

[coy]

Visually.

[poppycock]

You seemed to like the visual before. [ a pointed comment about the mirror js :) ]

[coy]

[ she hates u ]

If you're trying to booty call me, you're doing a terrible job. [ except he's doing an amazing job.]

[poppycock]

Well, now I feel the lesser. I called for a date, not an ill-gotten rump. [ now who's coy ]

[coy]

A booty call isn't "ill-gotten" [ can u hear her making fun of your british accent and making a face? because she is as she types it.]

[poppycock]

[ one day she's gonna do that in front of him and he's gonna be simultaneously so annoyed and infatuated at how bad her impression of an english accent is

and YES he hears it ]

I should hope so. I have fallen for your attempts willingly, so I'm comforted my honor's in tact.

[coy]

Hey, wait a second. YOU'RE the one who called ME.

[poppycock]

[ lol ] And I would like to see you, and have you in my arms, and not want to part from you afterwards.