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[coy]

"You've reached Caroline! I'm not here right now so just leave me a message after the beep! BEEP."

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[unforgivably]

That is not a normal, every day, "we all banged so we get wolf meat" wolf howl.

voice »

[coy]

It didn't even sound like a normal wolf.

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[unforgivably]

No, so, it begs the question. Does Oph-fuck pronouncing this place's name have super, alien wolves? Or...

[ Follow his train of thought, Caroline. It's pulling into the station. ]

I'm more worried about the voice that came after. Get a load of who knows him.

voice »

[coy]

Well, considering there's vampires here... It wouldn't be a stretch.

voice »

[unforgivably]

I'll ask Elena if Stiles has mentioned anything about werewolves. [ Because they're just what they need. ] I don't have to tell you to be careful?

voice »

[coy]

Why would Stiles know about werewolves? [ pause ] And yeah, you too. Make sure Elena is careful too.

voice »

[unforgivably]

Because, Stiles is downright chummy with the guy on the network showing up post-howl. Well, maybe chummy is taking things a little far. Check the network. Stiles is worried about his neck. [ Which reminds him. ] Which, I am hoping is not remnants of a half-compulsion and actually something having to do with our newest, clueless resident.

[ He will. He doesn't need to confirm he will. He's on a smartass roll, so. ]

voice »

[coy]

I don't know what you're talking about. Give me a sec.

voice »

[unforgivably]

You can have several.

voice »

[coy]

Okay, so... what do you mean by half-compulsion?

voice »

[unforgivably]

I mean, Elena's not an expert at the compulsion rodeo. A sloppy compulsion could bring about things like, mentioning bitten necks. Telling someone not to tell their friends is separate from, say, Katherine's specialty. So, technically, he could discuss it with other people. [ A pause. ] Not that I think Elena botched her compulsion. I'm just covering all bases.

voice »

[coy]

How do you know she botched it? Maybe she did just fine.

voice »

[unforgivably]

[ And now they're about to fight about this very fact, so ]

Caroline, I'm going to have to call you back.

voice »

[coy]

Okay...

text »

[unforgivably]

[ He doesn't know if Elena will follow through, if she'll wander alone, cry, think they're broken up. But, Elena needs Caroline and he knows Caroline needs Elena. He doesn't know what to say or how to say it. So, instead he decides to stay clipped and simple. ]

Elena is coming to find you.

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[coy]

Where is she?

text »

[unforgivably]

She's not here. I sent her to find you.

[ which is his way of saying he doesn't know. ]

text »

[coy]

Okay, I'll go looking for her.

text »

[unforgivably]

[ he should say please. or thank you. but all he can type is ]

Good.