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[coy]

"You've reached Caroline! I'm not here right now so just leave me a message after the beep! BEEP."

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[unforgivably]

I thought you'd like to know I think I put another piece to the puzzle together thanks to Peter Cottonwere. Because we're all ruled by our zodiac signs, we follow the exact same calendar. So, drum roll please. It's May. And we got here in March. How's that for deduction. And people say Velma's the girl genius.

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[coy]

And how do you know all of that, exactly?

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[unforgivably]

Because. This month is month of the Taurus. Please don't ask me how I know that it is, but it is. So, when the month of Taurus transitions, it'll be late May and sometime after, June.

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[coy]

Good job, you're basically the Sherlock Holmes of sex worship planet. So... can this help us get home somehow?

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[unforgivably]

That, I can't answer. Rebekah and I think maybe the Twelve are a group of powerful witches but who wants Twelve Esthers running around. Not to mention, how do you kill twelve Esthers.

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[unforgivably]

Also, I don't know if my brother has passed this information along, but during Taurus month, Cancer month (also insert any zodiac sign month here) you should stay far away from Tauruses, Cancers, etc.

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[coy]

No, Stefan hasn't said anything. And how am I supposed to know who is what?

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[unforgivably]

Ask very carefully. Maybe with a smile. And a curtsy. Do curtsies still do it for guys?

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[coy]

I doubt it. Its kind of Shirley Temple-y.

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[unforgivably]

I'm sure she does it ... for some people. Pedophiles and ... geriatrics.

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[unforgivably]

And thank you Damon for providing helpful information.

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[coy]

Thank you, Damon.

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[unforgivably]

Now for that survey. Planning on filling it out?

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[coy]

Why would I? Its personal and I'm not about to go HEY LOOK AT ME, believe it or not.

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[unforgivably]

Really? The face of Mystic Falls saying no to the spotlight. She's learning. You could always modify a few facts and keep back that giant secret of yours. But, you're right. It's a waste of time. I certainly wouldn't fill it out.

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[coy]

It's not just MY secret, Damon.

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[unforgivably]

Right on both accounts. I am very proud.

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[coy]

See if I share any of the bunnies I catch and cook.

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[unforgivably]

You seem to have me confused with my brother's bunny diet. And, hey, that was me being genuine. And nice.

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[coy]

I meant for NORMAL food.

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[unforgivably]

I know what you meant. And I would take a leg if offered. Thank you.

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[coy]

I just have to figure out how to cook it first. Martha Stewart didn't have a recipe for it, I don't think.

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[unforgivably]

Boiling water. Bucket. Probably your best bet. Or, on a spit turning over a fire. The knives Stefan made should be sharp enough to butcher. If not, we can take them cliffside to sharpen them up.

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[coy]

Do I cut the meat off or just roast the whole thing?

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[unforgivably]

Cut them off first into smaller pieces. Roasting the whole thing won't guarantee a cooked bird. Not that we could fall stricken with trichinosis.