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carolιne ғorвeѕ ([personal profile] coy) wrote2014-08-06 04:20 pm
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"You've reached Caroline! I'm not here right now so just leave me a message after the beep! BEEP."
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unforgivably: (p ❦ what)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure she does it ... for some people. Pedophiles and ... geriatrics.
unforgivably: (p ❦ text checking)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
And thank you Damon for providing helpful information.
unforgivably: (yeah sure if you want herpes)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Now for that survey. Planning on filling it out?
unforgivably: (why ever would i want to do that)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Really? The face of Mystic Falls saying no to the spotlight. She's learning. You could always modify a few facts and keep back that giant secret of yours. But, you're right. It's a waste of time. I certainly wouldn't fill it out.
unforgivably: (w ❦ elena stefan / keep em separated)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Right on both accounts. I am very proud.
unforgivably: (and party foul ❦ someone threw up)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
You seem to have me confused with my brother's bunny diet. And, hey, that was me being genuine. And nice.
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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I know what you meant. And I would take a leg if offered. Thank you.
unforgivably: (well fuck yeah that makes sense)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Boiling water. Bucket. Probably your best bet. Or, on a spit turning over a fire. The knives Stefan made should be sharp enough to butcher. If not, we can take them cliffside to sharpen them up.
unforgivably: (we've lived good lives)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Cut them off first into smaller pieces. Roasting the whole thing won't guarantee a cooked bird. Not that we could fall stricken with trichinosis.
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unforgivably: (w ❦ stefan / oh well)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Better than a to-be or not to-be serial killer.
unforgivably: (w ❦ stefan / walk and talk)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Correction, the humor gene hit me but skipped my brother.