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[coy]

"You've reached Caroline! I'm not here right now so just leave me a message after the beep! BEEP."

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[immoderation]

[ Beyond the fact that he is aware how exceptionally ♥ beautiful ♥ she is looking today, so far so good. ]

Now I can tell you "happy birthday" properly.

[coy]

[ cue a wider grin.] Are you going to sing?

[immoderation]

Sure, if you want the screen of your phone to break.

[coy]

[ she laughs.] Okay, okay. I won't make you.

[immoderation]

So what's on the agenda tonight, birthday girl? A thrilling hunt? A lonely, moonlit walk upon the beach?

[coy]

You have seen the weather outside, right?

[immoderation]

I was trying to lighten the mood. Because 'drinking sad and alone in my cottage' doesn't sound quite as appealing.

[coy]

I guess a girl should dream. So... I'll be out at the beach with a margarita and my freaking iPad.

[immoderation]

With a little bendy straw and one of those umbrella things?

[coy]

Of course. And a cabana boy to bring them to me.

[immoderation]

Alas, our alien overlords didn't find it in their hearts to gift you with poor Matt Donovan.

[coy]

Just as a bartender. He'd be allowed to lay out with me. I'd want everyone to be there.

[immoderation]

A beach does sound nice... I say, like we don't live on one. But the wildlife leaves a lot to be desired around here.

[coy]

Trust me, I know. [ she laughs.] I'm starving.