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[coy]

"You've reached Caroline! I'm not here right now so just leave me a message after the beep! BEEP."

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[coy]

Why is that?

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[immoderation]

Because she's also a Cancer. Are you still managing to live with her?

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[coy]

Yes. But then again, I was never in love with her.

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[coy]

I'm sorry. That was a low blow. It's just... really? Rebekah? Can't you find an empty hut? I can come with you.

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[immoderation]

It just seemed convenient with our arrangement and all. I'm sorry. I didn't stop to think about you and Elena when I made the decision or I would have suggested we go back to being roomies for the month. To be honest I wasn't really thinking about much of anything at the time except getting the hell away from Damon.

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[coy]

And now you're rooming with her.

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[immoderation]

It's only temporary. Do you know how offended she would be if I moved out now? I'd say you should actually just come stay with the both of us but I already know you'll refuse.

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[coy]

Yeah, no. That's so not happening.

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[immoderation]

You know she's really not that bad to get along with.

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[coy]

Minus the whole trying to kill two of my best friends. Oh wait, she succeeded in killing Elena.

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[immoderation]

Look, I'm not excusing that. My life has been miserable since Elena became a vampire. But she was just doing what any of the rest of us would have done to save the people we care about. And let's not forget we were the ones to put a dagger in her back first. I'm not saying you have to be her bestie. But I think it's a little pointless to hold a grudge at this point. Especially since you seem PERFECTLY fine fraternizing with our other enemy du jour, Klaus.

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[coy]

I'm not SHACKING up with Klaus, Stefan. We had sex once. [ she's not sure how he heard about it. of course, he's probably talking about back home, which she still has no clue about.] It didn't mean anything.

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[immoderation]

I know. You wanted 'scandalous sex' or whatever, like everyone else was having. I get that. I'm just saying, it's not really fair for us to try and take the moral high ground here. She's done nasty things from OUR perspective sure, but only out of desperation. I'm not going to ignore the olive branch she's offered us when we probably don't deserve it in the first place.

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[coy]

I'm sure that's not all she's extending.

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[immoderation]

That's real mature.

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[coy]

I'm a baby compared to you.

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[immoderation]

Pointing that out just makes me feel like a dirty old man.

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[coy]

Well, maybe you are. :)

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[immoderation]

Half your age plus seven, isn't that the rule? If I follow it I'll be stuck dating geriatrics.

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[coy]

[ wait. 'dating'? give her a moment to feel confused and a little butterflies-in-her-stomach-y.] That rule sucks anyways. It so can't apply to vampires.

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[immoderation]

[ Slip of the tongue so to speak. He is also too confused to know what he wants with or from her at this point. ]

I really hope not. Or I'll have to draw the line at 89.

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[coy]

[ no, she's not supposed to be laughing, she's annoyed at you, stefan salvatore. back to that.]

I have to go. I'm cutting your brother's hair.

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[immoderation]

[ It's not his fault he's so naturally charming. ♥ ]

Good luck with that. Maybe you should bring along someone else for ah... moral support?

[ But apparently she's been able to resist Elena somehow... Maybe he's just worrying over nothing? ]

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[coy]

It's just a haircut, Stefan.

[ famous last words.]

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[immoderation]

Okay okay. I'll talk to you later then.

[ Yeah, well, it's 'just' his brother too Caroline. But the gods don't seem particularly discriminating. He's skeptical that this will end well but at the end of the day it isn't really his business. ]