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Well, Caroline, rest easy. You could be the face of a new psychic hotline. Your feeling is 100% accurate. [ Maybe. ] Last time I checked. I can't account for the past few days. [ He assumes it's still true. He pays close attention to how she reacts to this. ]

[ now its time to play shocked, a smirk curving her lips.] I knew it. Okay so who is it? Do you know? Because I really don't want to walk in on them or anything. That'd be awkward.

Of course I know. [ but the question is why doesn't she know? is stefan keeping it a secret? ] And you... don't. [ it's pretty obvious, considering stefan has been there, done that. ]

Because I didn't want to ask him. [ duh.] I can't be like 'Oh, hey Stefan, how's it going? Who are you sleeping with? If anyone?' That would be weird.

What's weird is why you're confused in the first place. Who on this planet has Stefan punched his dance card with before? There, Caroline, lies the answer of which I found ... really obvious. I'm not saying it was inevitable, nor am I saying he hasn't been around the block once or twice, but he has always preferred his greatest hits to a one night nothing.

[ caroline, of course, assumed that stefan's partner was someone else. but when damon implies... well, she knows that he wouldn't be this cavalier if stefan had been with elena. the only other person is...]

Rebekah? He's having sex with Rebekah?

[ ding, ding, ding. ]

Is it that surprising? You were around during the Silas saga. [ Well, he tilts his head. ] They reunited some time after creepy Shane joined the scene and parted... I'm going to say in Nova Scotia. Why do you think Rebekah was even invited? [ Stefan invited her. ] Next you'll tell me my brother kept you out of the roaring 20's loop. Granted, Klaus did erase all that away at one point. [ And to further bring Stefan down, whoops ] Oh yeah, he Ripper'd his way into Barbieklaus' heart.

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Seriously, Damon? Of course, I knew about him and Rebekah. [ still, it was somehow shocking that he'd hookup with again, despite everything.] Why else would I guess her? I just... wow.

Because of why we're all here. The name of the game is worship. And who do we worship with but people we're familiar with. Who is Stefan going to sleep with, a total stranger, a nice girl from somewhere else who lives in a hut and has no idea what the internet is, or... [ Rebekah, who he has a past with? ]

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[ you get the biggest eye roll. and yes, she wants it to be anyone but rebekah.] Okay, who here is that far gone that they don't know what the internet is? And besides, he was acting like worship is... [ oh, well, that makes sense now. he wasn't doing it for worship, he was doing it because... ugh, gross, no. nooooo.]

They're not far gone, they're from inpronouncable places. Or, Tokyo. [ not that they don't have internet in Tokyo. it's the principle, he finishes her sentence for her ] Like worship is something sacred, like he should cherish it because sex matters.

Tokyo has internet. [ for all she knows they invented the damn thing.] There's nothing wrong with that. [ she likes stefan because of it.] But... Rebekah? [ she makes an 'ew' face. ]

Means something to my little brother. Or, used to.

[ she looks away, trying to keep her face neutral as she holds out the makeshift container of shampoo.] Here. Take it.

[ he does. ] Rebekah's not my favorite person, either. [ nor would she be damon's choice but stefan makes his own choices. who is damon to judge. he's also lost the ability to choose. he has elena, now. ]

Yeah, well... [ she bites her tongue, arms crossing over her chest with an uncomfortable expression.] I'm not going to judge him. [ even if she is.]

You do that. [ not judge him. ] Thanks or the shampoo. [ he holds the half of the apo bol up. ]

Yeah, sure. [ she'll probably hit him up for some favor or another in the future, for now, she's just gonna be in mini-shock.] If you happen to find a bottle of booze laying around...

It's all yours.

[ a nod, another raise of the apo bol before getting himself out of there.

and then calling stefan. whoops. he stepped in it. ]

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