coy: (listen ⋆ phone/device ⋆ yeesh)
carolιne ғorвeѕ ([personal profile] coy) wrote2014-08-06 04:20 pm
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"You've reached Caroline! I'm not here right now so just leave me a message after the beep! BEEP."
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unforgivably: (woah no i don't want any part of that)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Also, I don't know if my brother has passed this information along, but during Taurus month, Cancer month (also insert any zodiac sign month here) you should stay far away from Tauruses, Cancers, etc.
unforgivably: (w ❦ caroline / you weren't invited)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ask very carefully. Maybe with a smile. And a curtsy. Do curtsies still do it for guys?
unforgivably: (p ❦ what)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure she does it ... for some people. Pedophiles and ... geriatrics.
unforgivably: (p ❦ text checking)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
And thank you Damon for providing helpful information.
unforgivably: (yeah sure if you want herpes)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
Now for that survey. Planning on filling it out?
unforgivably: (why ever would i want to do that)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
Really? The face of Mystic Falls saying no to the spotlight. She's learning. You could always modify a few facts and keep back that giant secret of yours. But, you're right. It's a waste of time. I certainly wouldn't fill it out.
unforgivably: (w ❦ elena stefan / keep em separated)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Right on both accounts. I am very proud.
unforgivably: (and party foul ❦ someone threw up)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
You seem to have me confused with my brother's bunny diet. And, hey, that was me being genuine. And nice.
unforgivably: (stretched back)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I know what you meant. And I would take a leg if offered. Thank you.
unforgivably: (well fuck yeah that makes sense)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Boiling water. Bucket. Probably your best bet. Or, on a spit turning over a fire. The knives Stefan made should be sharp enough to butcher. If not, we can take them cliffside to sharpen them up.
unforgivably: (we've lived good lives)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 09:06 am (UTC)(link)
Cut them off first into smaller pieces. Roasting the whole thing won't guarantee a cooked bird. Not that we could fall stricken with trichinosis.
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unforgivably: (w ❦ stefan / oh well)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 09:09 am (UTC)(link)
Better than a to-be or not to-be serial killer.
unforgivably: (w ❦ stefan / walk and talk)

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[personal profile] unforgivably 2014-05-12 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Correction, the humor gene hit me but skipped my brother.