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[coy]

"You've reached Caroline! I'm not here right now so just leave me a message after the beep! BEEP."

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[immoderation]

I know. You wanted 'scandalous sex' or whatever, like everyone else was having. I get that. I'm just saying, it's not really fair for us to try and take the moral high ground here. She's done nasty things from OUR perspective sure, but only out of desperation. I'm not going to ignore the olive branch she's offered us when we probably don't deserve it in the first place.

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[coy]

I'm sure that's not all she's extending.

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[immoderation]

That's real mature.

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[coy]

I'm a baby compared to you.

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[immoderation]

Pointing that out just makes me feel like a dirty old man.

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[coy]

Well, maybe you are. :)

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[immoderation]

Half your age plus seven, isn't that the rule? If I follow it I'll be stuck dating geriatrics.

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[coy]

[ wait. 'dating'? give her a moment to feel confused and a little butterflies-in-her-stomach-y.] That rule sucks anyways. It so can't apply to vampires.

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[immoderation]

[ Slip of the tongue so to speak. He is also too confused to know what he wants with or from her at this point. ]

I really hope not. Or I'll have to draw the line at 89.

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[coy]

[ no, she's not supposed to be laughing, she's annoyed at you, stefan salvatore. back to that.]

I have to go. I'm cutting your brother's hair.

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[immoderation]

[ It's not his fault he's so naturally charming. ♥ ]

Good luck with that. Maybe you should bring along someone else for ah... moral support?

[ But apparently she's been able to resist Elena somehow... Maybe he's just worrying over nothing? ]

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[coy]

It's just a haircut, Stefan.

[ famous last words.]

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[immoderation]

Okay okay. I'll talk to you later then.

[ Yeah, well, it's 'just' his brother too Caroline. But the gods don't seem particularly discriminating. He's skeptical that this will end well but at the end of the day it isn't really his business. ]

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[coy]

Don't sound like that. Apparently we're both good at making bad decisions.