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[coy]

"You've reached Caroline! I'm not here right now so just leave me a message after the beep! BEEP."

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Comments

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[unforgivably]

Looks like Sex Rock has gone insane again.

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[insiding]

Hey, you had games, right? When it was raining I remember you offering games.

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[coy]

I was asking for games. I don't have any.

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[insiding]

Sorry, I should've looked back before asking. At least we're not in the middle of a Noah's Ark reenactment now?

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[coy]

You don't need to be sorry. It's fine.

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[insiding]

You don't sound like you're having fun today. I can't understand why, you have sex partners bursting from the seams.

I'm ... being sarcastic, by the way. Just so you don't think I was propositioning you or making fun of you.

Sarcasm.

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[coy]

So is this your complicated way of calling me a slut or something?

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[insiding]

No. No. No, not - no. I was - just making conversation. You do sound down, though. I was commenting on all of us. Because we're all in the same boat. An ark if we're jumping back to that.

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[coy]

I'm fine. Seriously. Text isn't really the best way to gauge a person's attitude. I promise.

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[insiding]

And here I thought I was an expert on the subject. Sort of kidding. How are you, though?

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[unforgivably]

Katherine's here. If you see her it's not Elena with product in her hair.

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[coy]

[ so... she's THIS close to ignoring/deleting any message from him but... she reads it and just...]

this place is just awesome. how are we dealing with this?

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[unforgivably]

Get this, the bitch from Bulgaria thinks the last thing we all remember is doing her part in our multiassault on Klaus. At the beginning of your senior year of high school. Not only does she think we're all friendly again, but that she's safe from Klaus.

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[coy]

i'm sure klaus has other ideas. is this where i have to go to klaus and ask him not to be a psycho?

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[unforgivably]

I don't know. Is it?

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[coy]

it's probably what stefan wants.

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[unforgivably]

I don't know what Stefan wants and since when to you bend to his every will. Need I remind you of what Katherine did before her final death? Or, did my brother not fill you in on Katherine's Last Stand?

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[coy]

i don't bend to his every will. he's a good person and sometimes it's not a bad thing to do what good people suggest. and i happen to be a good person too.


and why don't you just tell me

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[unforgivably]

She took Elena's body. She possessed her.

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[coy]

because she's a manipulative bitch.

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[unforgivably]

You're catching on. Look, I liked it when Katherine was anywhere but near me doing whatever the hell manipulative bitches on the run do. I didn't even mind her human. Would I call up Klaus and tell him Katherine landed on Whore Island, no. Did I tell her Klaus is here? It didn't come up.

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[stipulates]

Miss Forbes.

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[coy]

Elijah?

[stipulates]

I apologize if this seems quite out of the blue. I won't trouble you for too much of your time; I was merely hoping to touch base with those of you whose names I recognized.

[coy]

No... I'm sorry, I just... I didn't know you were here.